(I will not be giving any good reason for my absence from blogging... because I don't have one)
So since late last year, I've been hot on the tracks of a rare and infamous Audi R8 that decided to make its nest and hunting grounds in my area. Often I hear it outside my bedroom window in the middle of the night purring, galloping, and plain tempting me with its sensuous mating calls and every time I attempt to capture it with my camera I fail. By the time I locate my camera and get back to my perch I see it speeding away sharply around the corner, presenting its glorious ass to me as if saying "Nyah Nyah, you ain't ready for this jelly".
BUT ALAS, good things come to those who wait. My patience has finally paid off and victory is mine!!
Early this sun-filled, muggy morning when I went to my neighbourhood Longo's to procure some supplies, there I found it... sunbathing lazily in the parking lot:
Move over Pacific Mall/Times Square... Longo's is where it's at
Starbucks? Oh the excess, oh the luxury...
Now this is what I call "Wildlife photography"
An ass to go to war for
Yes sir, I'm in love. If the owner of this car reads my blog... please send me a private message and we'll get in touch :) At the present moment I am gloriously single and willing to do a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g for a chance to live with this wild animal. I'll even show you what kind of wild animal I can be... um.. yeah. If you're married, my lips are sealed!
Okay, let me clarify, I'm not really going to whore myself out for this car alone. I'm sure whoever tamed this beast has money too!
Let's hope I can capture photos of it in its nest (but its always in the garage!). Maybe she has babies as well. I want an A4 all to myself...
I'll blog more, I hope. But for now, that's all folks!




black kind ruined it. you stalker.
ReplyDeleteLOLLLL this post kind of made me fall in love with you... I'LL BUY YOU THIS CAR!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou've caught her this time, but I'm sure she'll elude you many more times!
ReplyDeletehey, if you analyze those pictures, you can tell that it's more likely to be a girl driving that car.
ReplyDelete1. guys don't usually have a starbucks cup. guys don't usually drink from a reusable container that has the starbucks logo on it.
2. guys don't shop at longo's in the middle of the day.
3. inside of the car looks too clean. guys usually have their junk all over the seats, girls have all their junk in their purse and take with them.
so, if you waited long enough near the car, you might struck gold.
so i guess you don't blog anymore eh?
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